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By The Attendee Published: May 27, 2009  "Many a scholar has devoted a lifetime to figuring out just exactly how the first, second, and in most cases the third demensions work in conjunction with the human mind. These men are all daft lunatics with nothing better to do than sit around contemplating the impertinent all day long.As any child will tell you; the first three demensions can be found virtually anywhere. On the back of a place mat. In the bottom of the ocean. Written on the wall of the coffee shop on the corner of 7th Avenue and Main Street. Everywhere you look you can see the second and third demensions, and if you squint really hard in the right sunlight the first demension is always visible. It wasn't until 1884 when a bored mathemagician and calligraphy enthusiast named Harles Choward Chinton created The Fourth Demension after losing a bet involving three gallons of shaving cream and a bunsen. It was considered the single greatest achievement of 4:10 PM May 16th, 1884 by the International Institute of Pointing Things Out (IIPTO). Unfortunately, after the first War of the Worlds (written by H.G. Wells) ended in 1918 Chinton's creation was oft referred to as "poppycock" or "bullhonky" by the popular majority. It wouldn't be until 2009 when The Fourth Demension would return. The rest, as I'm sure you will read about in the future, is history." |
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